Lawlmaster is a faggot

2008-12-13 17:47:14 by bobthevamp

1. He's a former troll faggot
2. He's such a defensive pussy. Me and a couple the party members poked and teased him, and he goes batshit crazy. Here is a word-by-word recount:

Kyothine: lol stfu or else immma gonna release my SPARTAS!!!!1 [poking fun of how lawlmaster used to say SPARTA like a flying faggot at the end of every sentence]
Lawlmaster: Hey shut up.You're grammer sucks so I'm gonna ban you.
Shroomkitty: Fuck you, stop being so defensive. You know what I'm talking about, stop hiding from it.
fohn-jarmery: Faggot.
ngfan14: faggot
lawlmaster: Oh shit I got owned I shold porbablly delete all of these comments and ban everyone.Yes that is totally the cool thing to do.

3. He's a faggot. Faggot.
4. He's 11 years old. Faggot.
5. He is a moron.He types his sentences retardedly.Like this.


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HarukenHaruken

2008-12-13 17:51:24

Tru dat!


LulzHammerLulzHammer

2008-12-13 19:34:48

This " LAWLMASTER" could prove to be a problem to me, LulzHammer.


sharpmanexesharpmanexe

2008-12-24 00:44:56

I HOPE THAT AN IRISH BICYCLE SCOUT PENETRATES YOUR SKIN POURES WITH 3 BOTTLES OF TURPENTINE WHILE YOUR MUM FUCKS A FIREHYDRANT THAT A DOG JUST PISSED ON AND THEN YOUR DAD GETS STOMACH CRAMPS AND SHITS CORNY DIAREHEA IN A BLENDER AND HE SHITS SO HARD HIS VAS DEFERENS FALL IN AS WELL THEN HE BLENDS IT PUTS IT IN THE FREEZA AND MAKES A HARD DILDO OUT OF OT THEN HE GETS IN HIS PONTIAC AND DRIVES DOWN TO THE LOCAL IRISH PUB AND FUCKS A LEPRACHAUN AND COMES ON A 4 LEAF CLOVER AS HE IS ALSO TIT FUCKING A PIGEON WHO HAS THE BIRD FLU THEN IT STARTS TO SPREAD AND EVERYONE IS PUKING AND CUMMING BLOOD EVERYWHERE WHEN YOU ARRIVE HOME YOU ARE GREETED BY YOUR GRANDMA AND GRANDPA THEN THEY CHAIN YOU TO A BED AND FLOG YOUR COCK WITH A SACK OF RUSTY TWEEZERS THEN THEY SODOMIZE YOU WITH A 32 YEAR OLD VACCUUM CLEANER AND IT SUCKS OUT YOUR ARTERIES THEN YOUR GRANDMA RAMS HER MATURE STINKY CUNT IN YOUR THROAT AND DRIPS OLD PISS IN YOUR OESOPHAGUS AND YOUR GRANDPA BITES OFF TWO OF YOUR TOES AND DIPS THEM IN FRENCH ONION DIP AND SNORTS THEM THEN YOUR SHIT AND CUM COVERED DAD AND YOUR PISS SMELLING MUM JOIN THE FUCK AND YOU HAVE A GIANT REPULSIVE SICK FAMILY ORGY IN A PUSS COVERED BED THEN YOU ALL GET THE BIRD FLU AND DIE HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING SCUM I COULD SMASH YOU ANYDAY

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